Most Wonderful Moment Award ‘Godzilla’, by Blue Coupe. Her Ladyship had an attack of the vapours.
Most Blunderful Moment Award Goes to the author, on getting home and realising he’d left his jeans hanging on the back of the room door, with all his notes from the weekend in the back pocket. Hence the following non-review.
The Communication Breakdown Award. Goes to Butlins. The author tried to ring to find out about ‘left behind ‘ stuff. Numerous phone calls, couldn’t get through. No section on website. Surely a Frequently Asked Question? Seemingly not, but ‘How can I buy a Butlins voucher?’ is.
Poignant Moment Award Barrie Masters, from Eddie and the Hot Rods. After announcing that the ‘guitarist from Dr Feelgood’ is very ill (he meant Wilko Johnson, not the current occupant!), he choked when he realised that he was going to announce the next song, ‘Better Without You’. He nearly ‘lost it’.
Long -overdue Apology Award To Leo Lyons from the author, who for 40 years has thought he was a rubbish bass player. He watched TYA for about 10 minutes in 1972 (see last year’s review), mainly aiming his bile at Alvin Lee. Mr Lyons is very Jack Bruce -like in his playing and mannerisms, can’t be any more complimentary! Sorry Leo!
Pleasantly Surprised Award Hundred Seventy Split. Great bass-playing, see above, good songs (all unfamiliar) and Joe Gooch mostly avoided the 100mph guitar-playing demanded by Ten Years After.
‘I Never Realised That’ Award Thijs van Leer from Focus has a parallel career as a member of Time Team.
It Needs To Get Sorted …And Quickly…Award Deviations from starting times. Butlins start and finish times for the acts was always spot on. This weekend, especially in Reds, it was atrocious at times. We left after waiting for 45 minutes after the supposed start time for Curved Air. What happened to the drum kit and amps all being set up while the previous act was on, and wheeled on in minutes?! Sound checks all done?! Are the acts turning up at the last minute? Are their sound men being ‘fastidious’?
Pondlife Award The shaven-headed drunken moron who deemed it ok to throw himself (and his petrol and Ribena mixer drink) all over in a packed Dr Feelgood audience.
Rod Stewart ‘An Old Raincoat Won’t Ever Let You Down’ Award Del Bromham from Stray. Just like Roderick’s raincoat. Entertaining top geezer, and bloody good guitarist. Never fails to do the biz.
The ‘Get An Old Bed Out Of The Rubbish Skip, They Won’t Know The Difference’ Award. Goes to whoever did it and put it in the author’s room.
The Twenty Minute Award Goes to Hawkwind . Fantastic multi-media start, but after 20 minutes the author’s eyes began to glaze over.
The Twenty Minute Award (Joint Runners-up) The Blues Band. The 20 minute soporific section before one of them suggested ‘Little Queenie’. Not having a set list for 10 years is all very ‘cool’, but the set can have ‘pacing’ issues.
The Twenty Minute Award (Joint Runners-up). Dr Feelgood , who qualify for 3 awards. 1) The first 20 minutes of their set which I sadly missed while waiting for the Bouchard brothers (see following category). 2) The next 20 minutes , probably the most energetic of the weekend and 3) The final 20 minutes , a ‘6 of the best from Wilko’, which was the culmination of a very good weekend.
The Thoroughly Excellent Human Beings Award The members of Blue Coupe. With CV’s most musicians here would die for, they came out and chatted and signed whatever was shoved before them . The Bouchard brothers were real gentlemen. Mr D seemed similarly chivalrous towards his many fans.
The Genuinely Pleased To Play At Skeggy Award Gary Fletcher, who seemed really pleased to be there. There were others too, unlike OysterBand who at the Moonbeams Festival seemed happy to take the piss out of the fact that they had played at Skeggy (but were no doubt more than happy to accept the cheque).
The ‘Are We At Woodstock Still, Where There’s Only One Stage’ Award Goes to the 2 old giffers next to us who were shouting ‘Rubbish’ at Blue Coupe. Try opening the programme next time, there are 2 other venues just in case what you are watching isn’t your cup of tea.
The ‘And Finally’ Award. Goes to Her Ladyship, who took loads of photos all weekend and had the good sense not to put her camera in the author’s jeans pocket. To be added in the near future.
Mentioned in Dispatches. 1.Eddie and the Hot Rods. Like our friend Mike ‘Bird Dog’ Green said, Barrie Masters is a much-overlooked great frontman and bloody good singer. 2. Colin Bluntstone. We were a bit ‘we are here , we’ll give him a shot’, but ‘Old and Wise’ was a great song.
A good weekend, best Rock n Blues for quite a while. I think we probably missed some ‘iffier’ performances but the value for money is still cracking…and I haven’t mentioned the RAM /Pete Barton issue once!(See Rants section).